Quantum mechanics. Since all we're really doing is shifting electrons around.At one very large project I was on the development team didn't have developer keys. They were supposed to just write the technical specs in sufficient detail that the offsho...

And this is the real me. 

All asymptomatic, which is good.

Planes, trains and automobiles.I cry every time. 

Well, it used to be "wherever my family is", but since they're all adults now, it's really "wherever my wife is".